Sunday, July 11, 2010

Pawprints

If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, either get some green paint or remove the fence.

Every cloud has a silver lining. However, the silver can weigh the cloud down, bringing it to the ground and creating what we all know as smog.

If your best friend tells you to keep your friends close and your enemies closer, what does that mean?

Look for a sign... or else you'll get a ticket.

Tomorrow is another day... obviously.

Actions speak louder than words... unless you have a megaphone.

When you try to follow your dreams, be careful of waking up.

Late to bed and late to rise gets you the same amount of sleep.

Two wrongs may not make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane.

When you have a clean slate, do everything you can to dirty it up.

If you find yourself under the weather, go inside.

If haste makes waste, for impatient people, it's good taste.

The early bird catches the worm but the late bird catches some Z's OR The early bird catches the worm but the night owl catches the rat.